Weeks Pregnant: 31
# of times I was asked today how I'm feeling: 3
# of times I answered this question with "good": 3
# of times I lied in response to the question "how are you feeling?" 3
# of strangers who told me today that I looked "about ready to pop": 1
# of said strangers I wanted to push in front of the oncoming subway: 1
# of times my husband mentioned to me this week that pregnant women are supposed to want to have copious amounts of sex: 5
# of times this week I have wanted to have copious amounts of sex: 0
lol. :)
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